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Did you run your marathon like that?
It was so much easier for the training, ‘cause, really sweaty, y’know. So much easier just to wash the hair - half the time! I’m probably lighter as well.
I’m assuming one kind of turn was probably a lot easier and the other turn was, like, a huge draft.
Aerodynamic, yeah!

Oopsie, you said something super dumb.

where are all my weird smutty fanfic friends so i can smother them with my uncertainty about this fic 





tagged as: #text post #OMFG #!!!
The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.





I’m going to let the characters answer this one, too! (And this will probably be way AU after the next episode or two, but oh, well):

1. Who made the first move?

Killian: Emma
Emma: Yeah, well, I wanted to wipe that smug look off of your face after saving my father. Besides, we both know who really couldn’t handle it.
Killian: That’s debatable, love.

2. Who said “I love you” first?

Emma: He did.
Killian: I beg to differ.
Emma: You did, though.
Killian: No, I didn’t.
Emma: That time doesn’t count!
Killian: Oh, but it does.

3. Do you fight?

Killian: Aye. Who doesn’t?
Emma: My parents.
Killian: I’ve seen them have a rather nice row a time or two.
Emma: Yeah, I guess you’re right. But they fight less than everyone else. It’s kind of annoying sometimes.
Killian: Mm. I’m inclined to agree.

4. Big spoon/Little spoon?

Killian: I don’t care as long as she’s in my bed.
Emma: Or in my bed.
Killian: I still don’t care. And it’s our bed, love.
Emma: He snores.
Killian: Now, there’s no call for besmirching my good name, lass.
Emma: Really loudly.
Killian: You’ll pay for that.
Emma: (innocent smile) Promise?

5. Who wears the pants?

Killian: I’m man enough to admit that it’s Emma who steers the rudder.
Emma: Really?
Killian: I’m merely a dashing pirate. You’re the savior. And I like a girl who knows her own mind.
Emma: Does that mean you like Regina? Because she definitely knows her own mind.
Killian: Come to think of it, maybe I did chase after the wrong woman.
Emma: (flat look) Is that right?
Killian: I probably wouldn’t have even needed to reform my less-than-noble nature in order to win her heart. But then again, I’ve always preferred a challenge.
Emma: Nice save there at the end, Hook.
Killian: I thought so.

6. Who remembers anniversaries?

Emma: He’s a sap.
Killian: (shrug) I’ve no regrets on that account. Contrary to prevailing opinions, pirates are sentimental fools when it comes to a beautiful lass.
Emma: Yep.

7. Who’s the better cook?

Emma and Killian: Me.
Emma: Are you serious?
Killian: While you’re capable enough, I have the superior skills.
Emma: Wanna bet?
Killian: Name your terms, Swan.
Emma: All right. Tomorrow night: we’ll each prepare our best dish and let David and Mary Margaret decide who’s better.
Killian: Your parents aren’t exactly unbiased, love.
Emma: Then who do you think should judge?
Killian: Henry.
Emma: Henry? My son? You think he won’t be biased?
Killian: Oh, he’s grown quite fond of me. And he’s an honest enough lad.
Emma: Fine. If I win, you don’t get to wear leather for a month.
Killian: And you do, when I win.

8. Favorite activity?

Killian: (smirk)
Emma: (rolls her eyes) Other than that.
Killian: Sailing. Adventure. Quiet makes me restless.
Emma: Yeah. I thought I wanted a nice, quiet life. But when things are settled, I always feel…
Killian: Bored?
Emma: I was going to say that I feel like something bad’s about to happen, you know?
Killian: I won’t deny that seems to be the case, but I also believe you crave excitement.
Emma: I don’t know about that.
Killian: I do. Otherwise, why choose a devilish rogue such as myself as your companion?
Emma: I hate it when you’re right.
Killian: I know, love. I’m sadly irresistible.

9. How would you get engaged?

Killian: I can assure you that when I ask for her hand it won’t be in some restaurant with champagne. I’ll leave that lack of imagination to Zelena’s flying abominations.
Emma: You’re never going to let me live that down.
Killian: Not a single day.
Emma: (raises brow) So, when you ask for my hand?
Killian: True love’s kiss broke Zelena’s curse, lass. I’m fairly certain that means this story ends in a happily-ever-after.
Emma: It’d better.
Killian: Oh, it will. You’ve my word on that.

10. How do you picture your wedding?

Killian: On the high seas at sunset.
Emma: You’ve already got this all planned out.
Killian: Well, I’ve had some time to imagine what I do with you once I won your heart.
Emma: You’re ruining your bad boy image.
Killian: (laughs) Oh, I don’t know about that. Rumple may have a soft spot for Belle, but he’s still a force to be reckoned with. Why should I be any different?

11. How many children?

Emma: This ought to be good.
Killian: Worried that I want a half dozen strapping sons, Emma?
Emma: Is that what you want?
Killian: (shrug) A brother or a sister for Henry would be nice, wouldn’t you agree?
Emma: Maybe.
Killian: That’s good enough for me, love.


Thank you!

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(Personal ships—though you are not beholden to them: Lokane | Sareth | Sherlolly | Khanolly | Captain Swan | Spock/Uhura)

this is so great omg i read it in their voices and saw them bickering in my head hahaha

love this

this is perfect lol it’s like an interview segment on good morning storybrooke

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Kristen Bell - Allure Magazine - May 2014

I’m so done with those two idiots.
—I say as I keep reblogging their faces, rewatching episodes, reading fan fiction and thinking about them the rest of the time. (via thelordof221b)
tagged as: #y e p #about me